So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The air was thick with penises
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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