Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
