I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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