Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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