The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Are my feet made of real feet?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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