PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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