They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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