Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think I sprained my soul last night
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
