This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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