I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
she peed on how many people?
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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