Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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