this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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