Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
this will be a night to untag.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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