redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
time to smoke my breakfast
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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