We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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