she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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