This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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