He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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