so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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