Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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