I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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