Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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