im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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