that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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