Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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