hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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