I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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