Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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