we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I have aggressive nipples.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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