sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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