Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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