i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Found your dick twin last night
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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