Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
tell me about the eggs
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