So drunk its hurt
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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