does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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