i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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