Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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