So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
