Do you still have your period?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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