I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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