I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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