he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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