I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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