What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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