Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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