The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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