Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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