"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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