I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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