I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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