I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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